the selfie that shook the nation
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
This was so funny. I ran into this Mexican couple on a trail in Central Park, and they were lugging around all these balloons. I asked what the balloons were for, and the guy told me that he’d brought them all the way from Mexico. He said he’d concocted this elaborate plan, where he’d given balloons to different people around the city (starting with the hotel concierge), and sent the girl on a scavenger hunt to find them.
"Just because?" I asked.
"Just because," he said.
When I got home, I had an email. It said:
I couldn’t tell you, but I was about to ask her to marry me.
She said yes!
I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING